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Nothing ever happens in sports the way I think it will, or think it should.  I didn't really want the Patriots to win, but I would only root for the Giants if they were playing the Cowboys, and even then it's not a guarantee.

And giving the MVP award to Eli was just stupid.  He had a bad game, then a good fourth quarter, assisted in large part by an absolutely spectacular catch by David Tyree.  But the difference in this game was the Giants D-Line, and I would have given the MVP to Justin Tuck, with his five tackles, two sacks, and a forced fumble.

The Patriots offensive line, great all season, looked terrible yesterday.  And thus it follows that Tom Brady looked terrible, which as usual will remind no one how dependent a quarterback is on his offensive line.

Anyway, I can't wait for the next few months of Eli Manning talk.  That's going to be awesome.  At least Shockey was hurt.  That's the one bright spot here - the Giants went on their playoff run without that clown.

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Dear Dan Snyder

ESPN - Zorn top candidate as O coordinator but no Fassel deal yet - NFL

Snyder may take a few days to consider his options. If he decides not to wait until after the Super Bowl to expand his list of candidates, the job could very well go to Fassel, who compiled a 60-56-1 record in seven seasons as the Giants' head coach (1997-2003), and who led the club to a Super Bowl XXXV appearance. Fassel, who most recently served as the Baltimore Ravens offensive coordinator before being dismissed from that job midway through the 2006 season, was also a head coach candidate in Washington in 2004 before Snyder coaxed Gibbs out of retirement.

Please don't hire Jim Fassel to coach the Redskins.  I've gone on record time and again as saying that I don't want failed head coach Gregg Williams to be our head coach, but he would be infinitely preferable to Fassel.  Williams actually seems to be getting the hang of this whole "defensive playcalling" thing lately.  He hasn't been big-blitzing on third down and getting burned so much.  The Redskins don't miss tackles like they did a few years ago.  It's taken him a while, but the defense has actually looked pretty good lately.  Which would be a dumb time to change coordinators.

However, I would greatly prefer him to a guy who may have taken the Giants to a Super Bowl (In which they were blown out), but barely compiled a record above .500, and apparently totally lost control of his team in the season before the Giants fired him.

Why would you want that guy to coach your team?  If he had a long and illustrious career, and one really bad season that led to his firing, I'd say go ahead and give him another chance.  But that is clearly not the case with Fassel.  Let some other team give him his second shot.  He'll fail there, and Snyder will save a few million dollars.

I don't understand why NFL teams keep going back to coaches who fail.  If a guy is merely average at his job, and then does such a bad job one year that everyone around him hates him, why in the world would you hire him to do the same thing for you?  The Ravens had the right idea when they hired him at a lower level (Offensive coordinator), but then they fired him, too, because he wasn't very good at that, either.  At this point, I would consider hiring him to fetch coffee for the real head coach, but that's about it.

Now, I know that it's really hard to be a Ravens offensive coordinator - they've never had a quarterback in the history of the franchise.  But when your entire job is to make the offense better, and you can't do it, you should not be getting promoted.

Anyway, I hope we get someone else.  Someone who doesn't have such a track record of failure would be great.  And I don't much care for bringing in anyone from the Seahawks to coach our offense.  Although I suppose that anyone who can get a winning offense out of Hasslesuck probably knows a little bit about football.

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Please, stop the quarterback worship

Tony Romo. Brett Favre. Tom Brady. Matt Ryan. Anyone starting for USC. It never ends. I just listened to ESPN's announcers for the Michigan State - Boston College - Champs Sports Bowl heap praises on Matt Ryan, BC's quarterback, for completing a touchdown pass where the wide receiver clearly pushed off, blatant offensive pass interference that wasn't called. The announcers acknowledged that this was an illegal play, but STILL talked about how great Matt Ryan is.

Now, here we are, BC is running out the clock. And by running out the clock, I mean not running at all. And Matt Ryan drops back, gets sacked, fumbles, and it's the offensive lineman's fault. "Matt Ryan was expecting the block!" So because BC is up 11 in the fourth, but still throwing because their running game is totally nonexistent, and Michigan State is all over the pass, it's the offensive line's fault.

The Michigan State QB just made one of the best throws I've seen all year. Touchdown, Michigan State, and they are almost covering the spread. If you weren't watching that, you missed an absolutely fantastic touchdown pass. And now they got the conversion and it's 24-21.

Matt Ryan can go jump in a lake. He wishes he could make that play. Sure, he'll go in the first round of the draft, and Michigan State's Brian Hoyer will definitely not. But that was a sweet play.

However, Hoyer also has three picks. That's not going to cut it.

Anyway, I don't want to heap too much praise on Hoyer - that would be a little hypocritical. But this has been a fun fourth quarter. If you aren't watching, you should be.

As an aside, if you punt on 4th and 1 while losing in the fourth quarter, you deserve to lose. Do you hear me, Michigan State? You DESERVE to lose.

Edited to add: Ryan just fumbled. Clown. Way to be a winner on 3rd and 1 with 2:45 to go.

Edited again to add: Hoyer throws a pick on the first play. Nice job. Both of these quarterbacks seem to want to lose.

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A Tribute to Sean

We will miss you, SeanThe pregame tribute to Sean Taylor was really pretty moving.  Watching the entire stadium waving the #21 towels that they gave out on the way in while they showed a slide show on the scoreboard was pretty intense.

There was a pretty huge ovation, too, when they ran the first defensive play with only ten players.

It's too bad the team couldn't come away with a win, but that was hardly the defense's fault.  Since the margin of victory was less than the safety allowed when the offensive line decided to just ignore everyone while Campbell dropped back in the end zone, and we managed almost no offense against the 31st ranked defense in the NFL.

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Sean Taylor tribute

So, I haven't heard all the details.  But it looks like Taylor wasn't doing anything wrong, which is both better and worse.  If he really had turned his life around, it's an even bigger tragedy that he died so young.

Anyway, a ticket to tomorrow's game just fell into my lap, so I'll get to see the tribute and pick up a #21 towel that they're giving out to everyone.

I'm excited to go, although that's mostly because I haven't been to a game in years.  An old college roommate has season tickets, and when we lived together, I used to go to some of the games with him. But we kind of lost touch after I graduated, and I'm not on his invite list anymore.

So, it should be cool.  It's definitely a winnable game against Buffalo, although we haven't played too well against that division this year.  Two overtime wins against the miserable Jets and Dolphins, and that utter embarrassment against the Patriots.

I'm going to Metro there, which I've never done before.  Apparently there's a relatively new Blue Line stop that's less than a mile away.  That should be a disaster after the game, but that's fine.  Getting out of FedEx is always an ordeal.

But it will all be worth it to spend the day yelling and drinking beer.

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They couldn’t have done it when he hit 754?

The Official Site of Major League Baseball: News: Major League Baseball News

"I have yet to see the details of this indictment and while everyone in America is considered innocent until proven guilty, I take this indictment very seriously and will follow its progress closely," Selig said. "It is important that the facts regarding steroid use in baseball be known, which is why I asked Senator Mitchell to investigate the issue. I look forward to receiving his report and findings so that we can openly address any issue associated with past steroid use."

Selig, you're a tool. This is the same statement he gives every time they advance the case against Barry.

"I haven't seen him inject drugs with my own eyes, but I take those allegations very seriously." Barry'll go to jail and Selig will say, "I haven't seen him actually sitting in jail, but I take the word of the California Penal System very seriously."

Anyway, it couldn't have happened to a bigger (headed) jerk. I haven't seen anyone mention it, but I'm wondering if he's gotten himself eligible for a Pete Rose. That would be kind of funny in a sad sort of way if the all time hits and home run leaders were both barred from the Hall of Fame for their off-field actions.

I'm a little sad for the game of baseball, but at the same time, this can't come as a surprise to much of anyone.  Which means that most of the damage has already been done.  I hope.

I bet ARod is mad that his smallish contract is getting overshadowed by Barry.  Jake Peavy and his Cy Young award, too.  I am a little surprised that ARod signed for only $27.5 million a year.  I mean, that's barely more than he's been making, and significantly lower than the $35 they had been talking about.

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Stupid Cleveland

Oh, well.  Cleveland pounded that Yankees last night.  The Yankees will now win the next three games.

I think one could probably do well by asking me what team I want to win any game in any sport, and betting on the other one.

Disclaimer:  Don't take any betting advice from me.

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Here’s your chance to root for the Yankees

If you're like me (That is, a rational human being not raised in New York), you hate the New York Yankees. You're probably jealous of the cretins who actually root for them because they've averaged a World Series win every 4 years or so since 1900. It's nice to root for a winner.

Anyway, tonight, you can safely root for the Yankees. Since 2000, which is as far as I've gone back, the Yankees are 0-3 in three game playoff series when they win the first game, and 4-0 when they lose.

In contrast, in all other three game playoff series, the team that wins game one is 16-5 in winning the series.

So, for you Phillies, Angels, and Cubs fans - you've got a tough road ahead of you.  But for you Indians fans, volunteer to pitch tonight to ensure a Yankees series loss.  The rest of the country will thank you for it.

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Define “knee-jerk”

Browns trade Frye to Seahawks

Savage insisted that dealing Frye and shuffling the quarterback deck was not a knee-jerk reaction."We really haven't changed our plans. We've adjusted," he said. "We had two tracks. One track had Charlie and Derek over here, and one track had Brady over here. We've still got one quarterback on that track.

"We've got a guy (Anderson) who has started some games, whose got a big arm and who has shown some potential. We've got a future franchise quarterback (Quinn). We've got the veteran mentor (Dorsey) and we've got a sixth-round pick for another guy. I think we've maximized what we had on board here at that position."

He went on to say, "Trading him at halftime, now that would have been knee-jerk".

Okay, I understand that the Browns have quarterback problems.  That should come as news to no one.  But in what universe is announcing a starter, letting him play for less than two quarters, and then trading him, NOT knee-jerk?  The article mentions that this is the first time since the league merger in 1970 (And probably before that, but it doesn't actually say) that a quarterback has started week 1 and been traded before week 2.

I would fire the guy who named Frye the starter.  If he was so wrong about Frye as the starter, maybe football is not his game.  Romeo Crennel, have you updated your resume?

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Any Oriole fan could have told you this

Do you have a favorite sports team? Have they spent the last five years or so kicking you in the teeth and expecting you to like it? If so, you might be an Orioles fan. Ever since Cal Ripken saved baseball after the strike, it's been nothing but a string of bad moves. I had thought earlier in the season that bringing in Aubrey Huff was the worst thing they'd done, but that's because Jaret Wright has spent so little time in uniform that I forgot about him.

So, the Orioles gave up a promising young pitcher who is now working in the Yankees minor leagues. What did we get in return? We got a guy with one good season (15-8, 3.28, 159 K's in 2004), only 60 career wins, and a history of injury problems.

Not only that, but we took an aging, overrated starter off the Yankee payroll, and replaced him with a young reliever. It's like Angelos is a Yankee fan.

And what have we gotten out of Wright? Three starts. Twelve hits, nine walks, and eight earned runs in 10 innings while losing all three games. Wright should be ashamed of himself. There's not a human being on earth who couldn't lose all three of his or her starts this season. He should return his paychecks.

What's especially discouraging is the Orioles have been showing some heart lately. I watched the game the other night when Bedard and Dice-K battled for seven, then the Red Sox went up 5-1, then the Orioles actually came back and won. They came back again against the Sox last night, and they've tied it late against the Yankees tonight (Game's still going, tied 6-6 in the ninth. Although Bradford may be blowing it as we speak, hitting Cabrera in the middle of the back then giving up a double. Shoot. I didn't even finish typing that sentence before Jeter knocked in the winning run. Still, they put up a fight.).

In conclusion, Peter Angelos is a jerk.

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